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Post by journeytoarcana on Jul 13, 2005 7:41:16 GMT -5
This one struck me as pretty funny ========================================
Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York state. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President.
She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.
Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - "Walking Eagle". The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs as to how they came to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
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Post by Fox on Jul 13, 2005 8:06:31 GMT -5
Good God, that's hilarious. In other news (I heard this blurb on CNN the other day), Rick Santorum has a book out call "It takes a Family" which the reporter then said was mocking Hillary Clinton's book "It takes a Villiage" which was based off an African Proverb. Now, while I think that's a funny little jab, what struck me as hysterical was when she bases her book off the wisdom of Africa, huh? Didn't we just have a huge concert or 8 to raise awareness about african hunger? Seems to me Africa is plumb out of wisdom, shouldn't they be listening to us? How do these people get voted into office anyways? www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2005/07/05/do0502.xml
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BenMech
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Post by BenMech on Jul 13, 2005 14:31:31 GMT -5
Rick Santorum is THE definition of Walking Eagle.
Otherwise, I'm bound to agree with both posts here.
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Shark Black
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Post by Shark Black on Jul 13, 2005 19:40:47 GMT -5
Rick Santorum is an Crawling Eagle.
What a Dick!
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Post by Sir Van Talvin on Jul 13, 2005 20:34:14 GMT -5
LOL at "Walking Eagle". Now I finally understand the origin of "bullshit". After all, there was this guy named "Sitting Bull".......
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