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Post by Gonzalo el Silenciado on Feb 27, 2005 17:54:27 GMT -5
Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts
WASHINGTON, DC- In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."
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BenMech
At Fates Hands http://www.fat
The One You Warned Me Of
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Post by BenMech on Feb 27, 2005 19:53:33 GMT -5
Thê Oñion Strikes again
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DTJesus
Simple Human http://www.fat
Raise the fist of the Broadway-metal child!
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Post by DTJesus on Mar 1, 2005 1:57:04 GMT -5
The best thing to ever come out of Wisconsin? Possibly...
np: The Gathering - Mandylion
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