BenMech
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The One You Warned Me Of
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Post by BenMech on Oct 22, 2005 11:08:01 GMT -5
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He wakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away.
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...
The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist....
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."
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SethFWF
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"Rattle your God damn head!"
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Post by SethFWF on Oct 22, 2005 11:26:58 GMT -5
LOL! That's a good one... #ohgoon#
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Shark Black
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Post by Shark Black on Oct 25, 2005 10:29:51 GMT -5
hehe!
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BenMech
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Post by BenMech on Oct 25, 2005 19:16:17 GMT -5
I sent this to a "red state" band's board, and those dupes just lack a sense of humour.
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Post by Gonzalo el Silenciado on Oct 26, 2005 11:31:17 GMT -5
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BenMech
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Post by BenMech on Oct 26, 2005 13:28:01 GMT -5
Nope. A Texan band.
Black Label is from Jersey.
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Shark Black
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Post by Shark Black on Oct 28, 2005 13:26:40 GMT -5
Mr. Wilde can play the guitar really really gooood... That's why people like BLS.
But most of their songs are nothing special...
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